Yep, it has come to this: Belebrity Bartenders.
Tomorrow night Michael Harris, lead singer of Idiot Pilot and Vaughn Kreestoe, will be a Belebrity guest Bartender at the Wild Buffalo. He will be serving drinks from 8pm to 10pm.
“Come buy a drink!” – said Michael Harris while pointing.
This man/wife band has been delivering full-fledged dance party of epic proportions for quite sometime in Bellingham and are hands down Belebrities.
You may have seen this car rolling around town. Well, the owner is part of the band Zebra Logic. We have never heard the band play, but that is not why they are Belebrities. They are Belebrities because of this car, the crazy outfits and driving around in the winter with the top down.
“I go on a walk every day downtown and roll around like I’m the king. Every tree has my piss on it and I do it in public. I eat out of a goblet and chow on avocados for my clear skin. I sniff pussy from blocks away and lick my own nuts. Throw me a ball and I’ll show you who’s boss.”
When did you know you were a Belebrity?
When I realized that people couldn’t stop starin’ at my nuts. Now when people stroke my coat, I just lay on back to make sure that they know I’ve still got ‘em. It was real clear when people stopped calling me Thompson. Now they call me Mr. T.
What advice can you give to someone striving to be a Belebrity?
It’s not easy being a Belebrity. Especially as a dog. There’s a lot of regular dogs out there. But there’s none that can touch my abilities. Keep it chill and Always stay high.
Spread the Peace. See you on the Streets.
Rumors have been circulating in regards to the true identity of the Bellingham mayor. At a recent city council meeting a debate started on whether Dan Pike was indeed the mayor anymore.
“I heard Macklemore say the mayor was Austin Santiago…did I miss an election?” said some guy at the meeting. “Dan Pike doesn’t get shout-outs.”
The council chambers sat silent for many minutes until some someone started ranting about urban sprawl. Dan Pike has yet to respond to whether he actually is the mayor. Whether or not Austin is indeed the real mayor of Bellingham he is indeed a Belebrity.
Julian and the Wizard have already been on the site as Belebrities and we caught them both in one photo. But recently Kreestoe the Wizard has claimed “#619 on Faces of Bellingham. #1 on Bellebrity”. So we need to bring this to the people.
Is the Wizard the number one Belebrity?
If you happen to get pulled over by a bike cop, with part of the gas station still attached to your car you automatically become a Belebrity.
Editor’s note: Don’t drink and drive
Cat Sieh is pretty much a badass. Cat left her corporate job as a journalist in 2008 to focus on the make.shift project (and to become as broke as the musicians make.shift is trying to help). The Make.Shift Project is a Bellingham-based 501c3 nonprofit that supports struggling musicians while lessening their impact on the environment. Now, Cat wades through bureaucracy and spends a lot of time on the telephone for make.shift. She also is really into old buildings and very well may be in love with the Georgia Pacific site on the Waterfront.
Make sure to follow Cat and the make.shift crew over at www.makeshiftproject.com and feel free to give them a hand by helping pedal the bike.
You may have seen this Belebrity walking down he street with a shot glass or you may of just seen him yelling a everyone in the Pita Pit.
Mark is a downtown Belebrity.
** EDITOR’S NOTE: He gave us permission to take and use this photo. Then he tried to kill us. Not quite sure what that means.
You may have seen Flan rolling around town and promoting the local music scene, but you may not have seen the epic pair or shoes (boots? furry boots?) he sports from time to time in action.
Well, you are in luck because Flan and the shoes were out in full force at the 2010 What’s Up! awards.
