No-Fi Soul Rebellion
This man/wife band has been delivering full-fledged dance party of epic proportions for quite sometime in Bellingham and are hands down Belebrities.
This man/wife band has been delivering full-fledged dance party of epic proportions for quite sometime in Bellingham and are hands down Belebrities.
“I go on a walk every day downtown and roll around like I’m the king. Every tree has my piss on it and I do it in public. I eat out of a goblet and chow on avocados for my clear skin. I sniff pussy from blocks away and lick my own nuts. Throw me a ball and I’ll show you who’s boss.”
When did you know you were a Belebrity?
When I realized that people couldn’t stop starin’ at my nuts. Now when people stroke my coat, I just lay on back to make sure that they know I’ve still got ‘em. It was real clear when people stopped calling me Thompson. Now they call me Mr. T.
What advice can you give to someone striving to be a Belebrity?
It’s not easy being a Belebrity. Especially as a dog. There’s a lot of regular dogs out there. But there’s none that can touch my abilities. Keep it chill and Always stay high.
Spread the Peace. See you on the Streets.